I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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