I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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