you win again, gameday.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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