I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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