Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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