...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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