Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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