you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
