She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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