Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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