found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I cut my penus on the lid.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Randomize
