after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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