He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I touched a dick in church today
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
