He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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