So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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