No more Irish car bombs ever.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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