He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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