Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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