So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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