So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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