I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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