We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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