So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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