I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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