p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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