At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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