I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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