whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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