Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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