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  • just make sure you get a pair of velcro gloves and a sturdy set of ropes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:10am
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  • There's nothing wrong with pushin sheep through the fence if they get stuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:46pm
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  • WHY ARE PEOPLE INTERPRETING THIS SEXUALLY? IS NOTHING SAFE??? Geez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:03am
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  • E) If you train it well enough, it will suck your dick, for free, and it cant bitch at you after you blow the man sauce in its mouth/ on its face. F) Sheep love anal and they are really tight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:25am
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  • C/ to fuck you dumb ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:20pm
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  • This is my kind of stoner. It would be an honor to smoke a bowl with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:27pm
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  • favorite. text. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:02pm
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  • Pretty sure that's from Jack Handy or Steven Wright. Not original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:45am
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  • Well hell if he could suck his own dick he wouldn't need a goat HAHAHA PETA mother fuckers I'm going to eat a fucking hamburger!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:14am
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  • I got this text..last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:58am
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  • and you get sex when you want AND they don't talk and whine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:07pm
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  • D) It's not cheating when it's a sheep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:07am
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  • 10:30, i agree that the replies to this vary from slightly to extremely perverted. but how is the text itself offensive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:49pm
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  • This text ishighly offensive and you are some sick mother fuckers for what you have replied. You (mostly all) need some serious help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:30am
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  • lol this sounds like some West Virginia shit..lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:45pm
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  • sheep smell nasty... and they aren't too cool... they are actually real lame...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:23am
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  • What the hell Missouri? Is this seriously the shit that is supposed to be representing us? For real, the stuff you were smoking was garbage if this is what you came up with. Shame!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:41pm
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  • These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:05am
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  • whoever said this is definitely, without a doubt a stoner and was currently stoned at the time this text was sent. i would bet all my money on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:35am
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  • 1:19 if the intended purchase was a pet then the coat would be free, like if you buy 3 two leiters you get dorritos free.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:39pm
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