Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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