I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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