yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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