Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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