New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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