I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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