hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Fuck appropriateness.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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