your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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