i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize