There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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