Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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