@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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