As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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