I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
