I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
