covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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