so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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