I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I love black thongs
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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