well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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