the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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