We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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