Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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