the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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