do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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