We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
