He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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