Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Less talking, more tequila
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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