Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
