I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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